The MiDATA Word of the Day is…”clyster”

Holy mother of pearl! Do you remember when the first Pokémon games came out on the Game Boy? Never heard of Pokémon? Get up to speed by watching this short video. Or even better! Try out one of the games in the series, and let me know how that goes!

The name of the Pokémon in this picture is Cloyster. You may remember it from Pokémon Red or Blue. But! Cloyster, in fact, has nothing to do with clysters.

In olden days, clyster meant a bunch of persons, animals or things gathered in a close body. Now, it is better known as a cluster.

You yourself must identify with at least one group of people. What makes you human; your roles, qualities, or actions make you unique. But at the same time, you fall into a group of others with the same characteristics.

You yourself fall into multiple groups (or clusters). This could be your friend circle or perhaps people you connect with on a particular topic. At the end of the day, you belong to these groups. But is there a way we can determine that you, in fact, belong?

Take for example Jack and Rose from the Titanic. Did Jack and Rose belong together?

If you take a look at the plot to the right, Jack and Rose clearly do not belong together. They belong to two separate groups (clusters) of people. Thus, they do not belong together. Case closed!

But perhaps it is a matter of perspective? Let’s take a step back…

Woah! Now, you could now say that they’re close enough, they might as well be together! Compared to the largest group, they are more similar than they are different. And so, they should be together!

For the last time, we may have been looking at this completely wrong! From the very beginning, what are we measuring on the x-axis and on the y-axis of our graph?

Say it was muscle mass and height. That alone shouldn’t tell us if Rose and Jack belong together! And yet, that is exactly what we could have done. But if not those, then what..?

Now for the fun part (see the rules here), using clyster in a sentence by the end of the day:

Serious: Did you see the huge star clysters last night? I heard each one contained anywhere from 10,000 to several million stars…

Less serious: *At a seafood restaurant by the beach* Excuse me, waiter! I’d like one of your freshest clysters, please. – “I’m sorry. We’re all out!”

…I’ll see you in the blogosphere.

Stanley Hua